I received a text this evening that said, “The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.”   I responded, “The wind just broke his leg.”

From there it went here…and then more.  Enjoy a giggle and add your own favorites if you’d like.  🙂

And out in front is Bouncing Betty! – Henry Blake

It’s nice to be nice to the nice. – Frank Burns

Go mail a bear. – Trapper

The toe tag reads ’emotionally exhausted and morally bankrupt’. – Hawkeye

Frank Burns eats worms. – Koreans

I probably shouldn’t be telling you this, but Frank Burns is a lipless wonder. – Hot Lips

Hawkeye: Your mind is in the gutter!
Trapper: I can’t help it. It’s attached to my body.

Margaret: They’ve made a mockery of my majority!
Hawkeye: Well, what do ya know, we’re major mockers.

All that energy, wasted on a door. – Trapper (my favorite character & line ever!)

I am not so think as you drunk I am. — Margaret

This is captain Pak, R.O.K, this is lieutenant Mulcahy, G.O.D. — Henry

I’ll carry your books, I’ll carry a torch, I’ll carry a tune, I’ll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I’ll even ‘hari-kari’ if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun.” – Hawkeye

…ill-booten gotty…” – Hawkeye

Best show ever.


7 responses »

  1. Frank: Klinger! I want to see you out of that dress. Tonight!
    Klinger: Never on a first date, sir.
    (You needed some Klinger on this list)

  2. Col. Potter: “I’ve got a soft spot for Klinger. He looks a little like my son, and he dresses a lot like my wife.”

    Henry: “Klinger, it’s my considered opinion that no one is going to believe you are pregnant”

    Hawkeye: “I can take umbrage, I can take the cake, I can take the A-train. I can take two and call me in the morning, but I cannot take this sitting down”

    I LOVED this show! Thanks for inspiring a trip down memory lane for me.

  3. “Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down you pants and slide on the ice.” Maj. Sidney Freedman

  4. I’ve eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish. I have eaten so much fish I am ready to grow gills. I’ve eaten so much liver I can only make love if I am smothered in onions. Are we gonna stand for this! NO! I say. We want something else! – Hawkeye

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