Seek and Ye Shall Find (Drunken Gummy Old Lady Chicken Squirrels!)

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The other day, a blogger mentioned that she likes to see what search terms lead people to her blog.  I never thought about it, so I decided to check mine.

Here are the search engine keywords that directed people to Uniqueweirdness today:

  1. old ladies face
  2. giant metal rooster in lucketts va
  3. painting an old lady’s face
  4. drunken gummies, sticking

And my top 5 all time:

  1. squirrel
  2. vodka gummy bears
  3. dan cathy speech
  4. alcohol soaked gummy bears
  5. vodka soaked gummy bears

I ❤ ❤ ❤ my readers.

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2 responses »

  1. I make them have dirty sex with each other and THEN i bite off their limbs and they have dirty dirty amputee gummy bear sex. And then i bite off their heads and they have flhity disgusting zombie gummy bear sex. And then I eat them and growl and make yummy noises while I chew. So, I’d say that the above wife-saying is not strange or dirty at all

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