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Your Attention Please!


Ever notice the similarities between attention and money?

I have neither.

I can’t pay attention.  I couldn’t pay attention if it sent me a monthly bill with a little return envelope.

I’m so far in the hole as far as attention is concerned, my attention account has gone to a collection agency.

I get collection calls.

“Hello, can you please pay attention?”

“No, I’m sorry.  I have no attention to spare.”

You could say I have a serious deficit of attention.  There should be a name for that.