You’ve ruined commercials. Because of the Hump Day Camel, E-Trade Baby and those hilarious Kids in the Discussion Group, I can’t stand other advertisements.
If I can’t stand other advertisements, I won’t buy products.
If I don’t buy products, my kids won’t have clothes.
If my kids don’t have clothes, they’ll get kicked out of school.
Please don’t make my kids get kicked out of school.
I really need to get out more.