I received a text this evening that said, “The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.” I responded, “The wind just broke his leg.”
From there it went here…and then more. Enjoy a giggle and add your own favorites if you’d like. 🙂
And out in front is Bouncing Betty! – Henry Blake
It’s nice to be nice to the nice. – Frank Burns
Go mail a bear. – Trapper
The toe tag reads ’emotionally exhausted and morally bankrupt’. – Hawkeye
Frank Burns eats worms. – Koreans
I probably shouldn’t be telling you this, but Frank Burns is a lipless wonder. – Hot Lips
Hawkeye: Your mind is in the gutter!
Trapper: I can’t help it. It’s attached to my body.
Margaret: They’ve made a mockery of my majority!
Hawkeye: Well, what do ya know, we’re major mockers.
All that energy, wasted on a door. – Trapper (my favorite character & line ever!)
I am not so think as you drunk I am. — Margaret
This is captain Pak, R.O.K, this is lieutenant Mulcahy, G.O.D. — Henry
I’ll carry your books, I’ll carry a torch, I’ll carry a tune, I’ll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I’ll even ‘hari-kari’ if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun.” – Hawkeye
…ill-booten gotty…” – Hawkeye